20 years later… and we’re STILL RUNNIN’.

Join toniwo for the 20th Anniversary celebration of That’s What You Get for Running With Scissors.

This isn't your typical book release. Still Runnin’ is an intimate, grown-folks literary experience combining storytelling, comedy, live performances, and film as we celebrate the newly expanded 20th Anniversary Edition.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13 @ 3:00 PM

MATCHBOX 3

2:30 PM
DOORS OPEN

3:00 PM
SHOW BEGINS

TICKETS:

THE EXPERIENCE

Drunken Reads
Houston's own Rich Williams and Blame the Comic take on two of the book's wildest stories—with drinks, commentary, and absolutely no promise they'll stick to the script.

On the Big Screen
Cinematic trailers bring selected stories from That's What You Get for Running With Scissors to life.

Live Performance
A special performance by Author and bad chick, toniwo.

And, of course, plenty of laughter, foolishness, and reminders of what happens when you see the red flags and keep running anyway.

Adults Only | Mature Content

Books will be available for purchase and signing.

PLAN YOUR VISIT TO MATCH

🎟️ TICKETING INFO 

• Tickets for this event are NOT reserved through the MATCH Box Office. 
  Please contact the presenter or the event’s official ticketing site for any ticket-related questions. 
• 🎫 Will Call  (if available) will be handled in the individual theater lobby by the presenter. 

⏱️ BEFORE THE SHOW 

• 🚪 Seating will begin approximately 30 minutes prior to the scheduled start time. 
• 🍸 MATCH Concessions opens 1 hour before showtime — enjoy a cocktail, wine, beer, or quick snack before the event. 
  🧾 View concessions menu 
• No outside food or beverages will be allowed on the premises.

🅿️ GETTING HERE 

• 📍 Location & Parking: Click here for area parking options, including garages and street parking. 
• 🍽️ Restaurants & Bars: Click here for a list of nearby places to eat and drink before or after the show.