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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

The Callback Theatre

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Written by Nick and Matt Lang with music and lyrics written by Jeff Blim

Experience the thrilling world of The Callback Theatre players as they retell the tragic events that unfolded in the small town of Hatchetfield on one fateful day in 2018. A meteor crash decimated the local theatre, unleashing an infectious spore that transformed the entire town into a musical nightmare! For Paul, who hates musicals, this is a fate worse than death.

Join Paul and his friends as they embark on a desperate journey to escape the town’s bizarre musical curse. Who will survive? And who will be doomed to sing forever?

Find out this Thanksgiving weekend in a horror-comedy musical like no other, written by Nick and Matt Lang with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim. Equal parts spine-chilling and heartwarming, this unique production will have you laughing, gasping, and maybe even shedding a tear. Don’t miss it!Read more

Who's Holiday!

The Garden Theatre

Who's Holiday!

By Matthew Lombardo; Starring Chaney Moore

You saw her last when she was just two
Celebrate the holidays with Cindy Lou Who.
Pull up a seat and fill up your cup
‘Cause your favorite little Who is all grown up.

Who's Holiday! Is a wildly funny and heartfelt adults-only comedy that tells the story of Cindy Lou Who, now all grown up and residing in a beaten-down trailer in the snowy hills of Mount Crumpit, as she recalls (in between bong rips) that Christmas Eve she first met the Grinch and the twisted turn of events her life has now taken.Read more

Santa Quits Christmas

Kevo

Santa Quits Christmas

Written and Directed by Kevo

Christmas magic, Christmas spirit, and Christmas joy lives in the hearts of everyone in Jeralds’s life - except his. While working as Santa in the middle of a mall, Jerald is faced with a huge disappointment, that becomes a blessing in disguise. Every aspect of his life: entertainment, his spouse, his job, and his own self-realization relies on his ability to let go of life's worries - and focus on tomorrow. 

Starring local Houston talent, this play will be live-taped and streamed on online channels, and we welcome families in Houston to enjoy a heartfelt comedy grounded in overcoming the overwhelming feeling the holidays bring. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year! Read more

Before the Stroke of Midnight to the New Year

There were two children named Narcellus and Erstine, they lived in a Christian home with loving Christian parents that taught them about the Lord. After a date-night on Christmas day their parents were killed in a car accident and their nanny delivered the bad news. They had no other family members, so Narcellus and his sister Erstine were placed in a foster home and adopted shortly afterward.

Their home was far from a good Christian home like they were used to. Narcellus and Erstine were treated harshly. There were many troubling days living with their Stepparents. A year later Erstine got very ill and Narcellus did the only thing his parents taught them to do, PRAY. He prayed hard for his sister, and before the stroke of midnight to the New Year his sister died of a rare heart disease. Narcellus felt that God did not answer his prayers and let his sister die. Narcellus was still under strict house rules after the death of his sister, but he continued to pray over the years. He prayed that God would inflict harm to his Stepparents and he prayed that one day he could see his sister and parents again. Years passed and his prayers went unanswered. He felt God had abandoned him again, so he quit praying.

Many years passed and Narcellus has become a man, a self-made rich man who has committed many atrocities. He has changed his name to Mr. Nark, and now he has become a bitter-hearted, miserable, selfish, narcissistic, miser - Mr. Nark (In the mind of narcissists, no one else really exists except as an extension of themselves). And before the stroke of Midnight to New Year, Nark will encounter, much to his dismay, warnings. Will they make him more bitter, or better? Come and follow the hissing Mr. Nark and see what life he will choose before the stroke of midnight to the New Year.Read more

Miss LaRaj’s House of Dystopian Futures

In a world where civilization and the environment that birthed it has been decimated by myriad human-made cruelties, the question remains: will humans ever learn?

In this post-apocalyptic riff on “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood,” Fred’s long since gone and Nature itself is now the main character. Enter Miss LaRaj—our wise and wisecracking MUTHA of the New World Order.

Talking trees, judgmental rocks, all natural forces sing and move, attempting to guide humankind back to true symbiosis. And what better way to learn than from a kid’s show? What are humans anyway if not the petulant children of this planet?

 What if we used our imaginations?Read more

Blackbird

Dirt Dogs Theatre Co.

Blackbird

WRITTEN BY DAVID HARROWER; DIRECTED BY MALINDA L. BECKHAM

Ray, 56, has a new identity, a new life, and is trying to put the past behind him. Una, 27, thinks of nothing else. When Una arrives at Ray's new office unannounced, guilt, rage, and raw emotions run high as they reexamine the relationship they had 15 years ago. Never able to reconcile the brutal truth of this abusive attachment, Una is looking for answers and the consequences are shattering. When one confuses abuse for love, it can disrupt their entire being.Read more

Doubt, A Parable

The Garden Theatre

Doubt, A Parable

By John Patrick Shanley

Set against the backdrop of a 1960s America in the midst of political and social change, Doubt is the story of when a progressive young priest’s conduct comes under question by Sister Aloysius Beauvier, the school principal whose beliefs are deeply rooted in tradition. As the actions and motivations of each are scrutinized and suspicion mounts, the two are drawn into a battle of wills that threatens irrevocable consequences for all involved.

The Garden Theatre is honored to have Ann star, Nora Hahn, return to the stage as Sister Aloysius in this production. Ms. Hahn appeared in her star-making role of Governor Ann Richards in the one-woman show, Ann, produced by The Garden Theatre in February of 2024, as well as a brief stint of the same production in Columbus, TX in October of 2024. Ms. Hahn also appeared on The Garden Theatre stage as Clairee in Steel Magnolias and Gov. Ferguson/Cumie Barrow in Bonnie & Clyde, and has appeared on stages across Houston such as Stageworks, Theatre Southwest, and The Country Playhouse.Read more

The Frozen Section

The Catastrophic Theatre

The Frozen Section

(a comedy in aisle 9) by LISA D'AMOUR

In a liminal, existential grocery store, a disorganized collection of bewildered shoppers and workers find comfort in the carefully organized aisles, in the feeling of cold air on one’s face when opening a door in the frozen section.

But the supermarket feels almost empty. Because: Instacart? These collected souls seem so removed from one another, so far from the messy origin of things. Salad mix sweating in a clam shell? How did we get here? In the back alley a cashier converses with a coyote; in Dairy, civilization dances with the wild.

To be adrift solo is one thing, to be so among found community is quite another. And that’s not nothing. Sometimes it can seem like everything. Read more

Bug

Dirt Dogs Theatre Co.

Bug

WRITTEN BY TRACY LETTS; DIRECTED BY MALINDA L. BECKHAM & CURTIS BARBER

Agnes is a lonely waitress with a fondness for isolation. Peter is a Gulf War drifter. As an unexpected love affair develops in a seedy Oklahoma City motel room, mysterious bugs begin to take over their space. Are they simple pests or could they be the result of military experiments? The couple's fears soon escalate to paranoia, conspiracy theories, and twisted psychological motives that disrupt any attempt at normalcy. A Tracy Letts cult classic, Bug explores the darkness in the void.Read more

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